Friday 1 June 2012

CABINET RESHUFFLE

There is to be one this summer and you might well see change at the MOJ.
The obvious man to put in charge is Sir Ranulph Fiennes . On an expedition that was being filmed he suggested that his young female companion should stage falls in order  to generate some excitement.She did so and was injured . The noble Knight offered , in exchange for "a full disclaimer" , a cheque for £200. On the Fiennes tariff whiplash would be worth a bag of Haribo and paraplegia a colour tv.